My Corporate Resume

After slogging it out in a leading Consulting Firm of the world it makes a lot os sense to prepare a Short Corporate Resume which can be used in various project proposals of the company. Being an employee committed to excellence, i have prepared a small document enumerating my glorious professional career. It is a token of appreciation for the invaluable opportunity provided by my employer.

So here goes My Corporate Resume -

Mr ABC joined #@% International, a Consulting firm based in New Delhi in June 2007 as a Research Assistant. His main areas of expertise include copy and pasting any form of data. His core competency includes manually matching varied data sets from different sources and designing colourful templates for them. Mr ABC currently handles the entire data for #@% International’s PQR Tool (Name Changed). Mr ABC not only checks the database for inconsistencies (which are in abundance) but also spearheads the Herculian task of entering the data in the database. Mr ABC has till now matched about 10,000 units and is expected to overtake the stock market index (approx 21,000) by mid of 2008. Mr ABC has also made an onsite visit to Fairfax and has done copy paste in USA. Mr ABC also displayed the qualities of a world class call centre executive when he undertook the task of Fuel Tax Research in which he worked at night and called up all the 50 states of USA. His interests lie in copy paste, capacity matching, firm builds. He has presented a paper on “Efficient Copy Paste Techniques” and “Copy Paste without sleeping” in various reputed journals which could never come up in the market. Mr ABC, being a socially responsible citizen, participated in Sundar Lal Bahuguna’s ‘Chipko Movement’ which protested against deforestation. He is also the brand ambassador for several world famous glue brands like ‘Fevi quick’, ‘FeviStick’ etc. He is currently involved in authoring the book titled “Copy Cat” which shall be published by Nand Lal Daya Ram Publishers.

Mr ABC holds a degree in Copy Paste Engineering from NSIT (sister concern of DCE), Faculty of Technology, Delhi University.

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