MBA ka jhol

Iss MBA mei jo tu jhol raha hai,
Dil dagmag dagmag dol raha hai,
aakhir B-school mei aaya kyun tha,
Din bhar yeh sabse bol raha hai..

Law ratne mei kya hee kalaa hai
OB theories se kya hua kisi ka bhalaa hai?
Naukri se hee bhaag ke aaya tha tu,
Ab naukri ke hee peeche pada hai!!!

Last minute mei assignment mail kiya,
Project report mei kuch bhi pel diya!
Mid term mei jab prof ne fail kiya,
Uske dhakke se do din facbooking curtail kiya!

XL ki kudiyaan hongi very very smart,
Par humaari to nahi hai pass hone tak ki aukaat!
kahan hai time ki kisi ke liye try karein,
phir manaa hua to to apna bheja fry karein!

Socha tha ki duniya ka sab gyaan seekh jayenge,
Apna faadu bplan banayenge,
Ab to assignments ka itna dher hai,
Ki sochte hai ki bas waapas kab jayenge!

Iss XL mei jo tu jhol raha hai,
Dil dagmag dagmag dol raha hai,
naukri mei hee achcha tha tu,
Din bhar yeh sabse bol raha hai.